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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:59
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No way
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
—
So they tried
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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